THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS

I did it. I finally did it. Okay, I did it a while ago, but I'm only getting around to writing about it now. I read City of Bones. And City of Ashes. And City of Class. And City of Fallen Angels. And, Twilight! Just kidding, (though I have read it) I bet you thought I was going to say City of Lost Souls, which really wouldn't be that wacky of a guess. Anyways, if you did guess that, you'd be right, and if you didn't I'm going to assume you haven't read this series (and you should, by the way, but I'll get to that). I devoured the series (too graphic?) and you know what else I did? I made Kelsey read it too. (It's Kristen, though I'm sure you've deduced that from the last sentence! :D) I didn't really know how to set up this review series, because it's such a looooooong series, and I didn't want to bombard you with 5 separate posts plus a book to movie review. So, this is the compromise. A masterpost, if you will. I'm a bit rusty, and supposed to be paying attention in class, so forgive me if this is jumbled! (which up to this point, I know it is.)

CITY OF BONES BY CASSANDRA CLARE 

My Rating: 8 out of 10
Summary (thanks GRs): When fifteen-year-old Clary Fray heads out to the Pandemonium Club in New York City, she hardly expects to witness a murder -- much less a murder committed by three teenagers covered with strange tattoos and brandishing bizarre weapons. Then the body disappears into thin air. It's hard to call the police when the murderers are invisible to everyone else and when there is nothing -- not even a smear of blood -- to show that a boy has died. Or was he a boy?

This is Clary's first meeting with the Shadowhunters, warriors dedicated to ridding the earth of demons. It's also her first encounter with Jace, a Shadowhunter who looks a little like an angel and acts a lot like a jerk. Within twenty-four hours Clary is pulled into Jace's world with a vengeance, when her mother disappears and Clary herself is attacked by a demon. But why would demons be interested in ordinary mundanes like Clary and her mother? And how did Clary suddenly get the Sight? The Shadowhunters would like to know. . . . 

What I thought (spoiler free!): This baby has been sitting on my book shelf, staring at me for at least a year. Actually, probably more than that. I got it for my birthday last year. So I seriously had no excuse. And yet, I kept putting it off. And off. Everyone was talking about it, and really by now I should have learned my lesson. That lesson being, people are probably talking about something for a reason. I mean, I loved Twilight and The Hunger Games, and people weren't wrong about those. Sorry Harry Potter, but I just couldn't get into you. But relax youngins, and put those tomatoes down, I don't know what it was, I tried twice, I promise! Anyways, back to this. I'm going to start out with the most important thing (in my book anyway), snarky boys! And don't you worry, there are looooots! But my favourite, hands down, get me one of those for Christmas was Jace. Because it's not humanly possibly to not be in love with Jace. And Alec. And Magnus (but we see more of him in the next couple of installments). Anyways, I don't know if I liked Clary. I mean, I'm pretty sure I did, but in the first one there were just some parts that were unrealistic to me. I mean, I know I'm reading about magic but she threw herself into Jace's world without a second thought. Which seemed a little Bella-ish to me, but for the most part, that's all that bothered me about her. I definitely saw parallels to Twilight and (even though I haven't read the series) Harry Potter, but that's not to say it's copied. It definitely isn't. Cassandra Clare creates a magical world that I really enjoyed. The runes were great, the characters compelling, and the story captured my attention from the beginning! I'm not sure what else to say without spoiling completely. I think this will be the only write up, because I don't want to ruin the others for anyone else either! 

CITY OF ASHES BY CASSANDRA CLARE 

My Rating: 8 out of 10
Summary: So, I'm not going to post the summaries for the next four of the series because of the spoilers. I accidentally (on purpose) read the summary for the rest of the books before I even finished the first, and spoiled some pretty big plot lines for myself. If you want to be spoiled, you'll have to go to it's Goodreads page, which is HERE. 
My Thoughts: I'm gonna be quick this time, for the sole purpose of spoilers. I liked it. I liked where the characters went (for the most part). I'm excited by this story and I can't wait to find out where it leads to. 


CITY OF GLASS BY CASSANDRA CLARE 

My Rating: 9 out of 10
Summary: I only put this here because I'm trying to see how many clever ways to say that I'm not going to put the summer because I spoiled myself on some major plot lines. These spoilery plot lines can be found HERAAAAAAH.
My Thoughts: I think it's safe to say that of the three, this is my favourite. I only think it's safe because I've actually read all five by this point. Anyways, characters were aces, though I'm not sure what I think about Simon. 



CITY OF FALLEN ANGELS BY CASSANDRA CLARE 

My Rating: 9 out of 10
Summary: So, by now you probably know the deal with the whole summary thing. But to be honest, I'm just procrastinating doing my History of the English Language homework. So alright, back to this. Summary won't be posted because of spoilery reasons. This spoilery goodness can be found heeeeere.
My Thoughts: So um yeah, that ending though?! * SPOILER * I don't like what happened to my Jace! Screw you Sebastian! Kelsey got some very angry text messages while I was reading this one. 




CITY OF LOST SOULS BY CASSANDRA CLARE 

My Rating: 9 out of 10
Summary: My last one and I got nothin'. HERE you can find the Goodreads page which has lots of impatient readers anxiously gearing up for the next one. 
My Thoughts: Well, um, why, oh WHY, do I have to wait for the next one?! What would possess Cassandra Clare to wait two full years before I get to find out what happens to *SPOILER* my Jacey!  (look I disguised it and everything for all you none readers of this wonderfully heartbreaking series).  Anyways. I need this next one. Now. Today. Yesterday. I would even take tomorrow. But alas, I have to wait till MARCH. I'd shake my fist, but I don't think it would do anything. 


So anyways, that's my very brief overview of all the books. In my opinion, the series just improved upon what it was as it went on. But, I don't know if that's because as the series went on I fell more and more in love with the characters. Ahem, Magnus. This series really does live up to the hype. Actually, for serious. I'd say literally, but you know, the dictionary changed that definition and I just don't think my point would be made. 

MOVIE?!?! 

For those living under the hypothetical rock, yes, this was turned into a movie (because really, when reading it you can totally see this becoming some serious movie magic). 

Book to Movie: 8 out of 10
Just the Movie: 7 out of 10

I really liked the movie! It lost some points for me, because in my no way professional opinion, if someone didn't read the book, I don't think that they would have followed as closely as they could have. Especially with things regarding Luke. I was pleasantly surprised when they didn't make the "love triangle" a central part to the story (LIKE THEY DID WITH THE HUNGER GAMES AND STUPID GALE HAWTHORNE BUT THAT IS ANOTHER RANT FOR ANOTHER DAY PROBABLY NOVEMBER 22nd). Anyways, I really liked this movie. Definitely translated to film well. And uh, hellllllooooooo Jamie Campbell Bower. If you could just make your way on over to me, that would be great!

I've been rambling long enough, but if anyone wants to discuss this series with me I would looooove it. I just didn't want to spoil anyone! My email may or may not be oca.kristen@gmail.com and you may or may not (definitely may, definitely may) email me and we will discuss to great lengths all things Cassandra Clare created. 

Until next time folks!